Swhine

Producer Paradiso di Frassina in Montalcino decides he wants to see the effect of growing grapes by playing Mozart in the vineyard. Bose sponsors the project. Then they put everything in barrique. So why bother?

The difference between French and Italians is not that between angels and sinners: it’s between sinners who expiate sins (http://bit.ly/a0P1aA) and those who don’t (http://bit.ly/bEpXSN)

Are wine drinkers more interesting than beer drinkers? Or are they just the same people that instead of going to the pub after work, drink sparkling wines at a vernissage?

You know you’re too much into wine when you start swhirling even milk in the cup!

You know they used too much of French oak when you go back home from a wine tasting and your farts smell like Bordeaux

What do people like about Bordeaux? If I was drinking French wines I’d pick Red and White Burgundy any day!

My girlfriend doesn’t give a damn about wine, need to find a (wine) lover that helps me drink up my cellar.

Nauseated! Went to a tasting some time ago, almost felt sick for the taste and smell of french oak!

Big, black, bold and sweet is that really what wine should be to score high!? What about you drink coke and leave the wine to me?